Nominees

Lack Of Discipline. No Life Skills. Naturally Born Marks.

Pod Awful

Lives vicariously through HipStar. Is so envious of Hip, he says his own life faults actually happened to HipStar, not him. HipStar forced him to admit he is a trust fund kid.

Nate Show

He wants HipStar's ass. Is willing to ban anyone in his chat if they have even a small affiliation with HipStar

Comedy Shaman

Used to write HipStar novels of messages at 4 in the morning about all the ideas he had to offer TOHST and got mad at him when Hip ignored him for three months.

Steel Toe Aaron

HipStar invented hating Steel Toe. Everyone else is riding the bandwagon. Aaron had sex with a man while his exwife watched.

Keanu Thompson

Lied about a shooting. Denounced McNugget boys at HipStar's request. Charges a couple bucks for pics of her stained holes. Her mom wants to marry Hip.

LossLess

Under extreme pressure to be a man. Autisically obsessed over things said about him online. His ex kicked him out of the house so now he is about to become the new Gay MilHip. Owns a drill.

Melonie Mac

Middle aged white woman who always complains and is vastly losing internet relevancy. Does not know how to comb hair.

Jarva

Trust fund baby who's parents pay for her lifestyle and bug- infested NYC studio apartment. Her parents are good people who don't deserve her abuse.

Win By 2

Petrified of HipStar. Is so out of shape, he sweats profusely from sitting and watching television on his stream. Is a McNugget boy.

Unbleachd

Hip was the closest he has to a father figure. Now he idolizes PoodOofull and starves for his approval. Most failed comeback in internet history. Super flakey.

TotalBS Bryan

HipStar chased him off the internet. Either that or his wonderful wife made him quit the internet to get a real job. Wife looks like MilHip.

Fatrick Meltedface

Parents died young and left him their house so Fatrick never had to get a real job. Lies about his views, donos and having a wife. Can't wipe his ass properly. Showed HipStar his low credit score.

THE FEMALES

Keanu Thompson

Lied about a shooting. Denounced McNugget boys at HipStar's request. Charges a couple bucks for pics of her stained holes. Her mom wants to marry Hip.

Chrissie Mayr

Trust fund baby who's parents pay for her lifestyle and bug- infested NYC studio apartment. Her parents are good people who don't deserve her abuse.

Melanie Mac

Middle aged white woman who always complains and is vastly losing internet relevancy. Does not know how to comb hair.

TotalBS Shayna

Bryan forced her on his internet podcast until she took HipStar's advice and told him to get off the internet and get a real job. Looks like MilHip, great friends with HipStar.

RedBar Jules

Losing her mind, laughs in the background when RedBar isn't telling a joke. Worst vocal fry in the game.

Kqtie Whitney

On that TikTok grift. In her late 20's but acts like a pre-teen. Cringe doesn't begin to describe this fatty.